Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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