I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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