Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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