so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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