So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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