O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
worst night to have a conscience
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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