Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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