We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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