What a fucking waste of an outfit
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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