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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

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(585): View more from New York

Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.

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(512): View more from Texas

I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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(303): View more from Colorado

just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.

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(415): View more from California

So is he the one who got away?

(619): View more from California

They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.

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