Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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