Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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