i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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