How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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