Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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