so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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