I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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