ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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