Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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