Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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