I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
