I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
