We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
don't judge my taste in strippers
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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