Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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