I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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