You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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