awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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