So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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