It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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