she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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