her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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