Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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