The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
so much tequila, so little girl.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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