spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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