i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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