Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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