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(828): View more from North Carolina

I am a bulletproof tiger!

(615): View more from Tennessee

Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.

(828): View more from North Carolina

I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?

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(256): View more from Alabama

There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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(954): View more from Florida

You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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(208): View more from Idaho

you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.

(1-208): View more from Idaho

did we at least go back and get it?

(208): View more from Idaho

how else do you think we got jack in the box...?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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(206): View more from Washington

AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.

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