what if I'm pregnant?
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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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