I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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