so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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