Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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