Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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