Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
