god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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