I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
