Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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