People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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