Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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