Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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