Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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