it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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