Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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