shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
im on a boat
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