my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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