Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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